Aka My Awkward Life

Jacob.
20.
Gay.
Chic.
I'm a cool mom, you can tell me anything.
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milwaukeemorgan:

Diane is stealing seats. Dump her ass in the ocean

(via serbianmobdaughter)

castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

(via alfestone)

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

(via theshieldandthesword)

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via punaniwoman)

foxgrl:

where i belong

(via penis-hilton)

themano:

six seconds that defined a generation

(via punaniwoman)

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
  • image

(via penis-hilton)