Damn yo

Just damn

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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apha4me:

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

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welcome-foolishmortals:

I will never get over this in my life

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prettyhandsomemangina:

My same reaction

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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