Damn yo

Just damn


Ctrl+C Perry just can’t seem to come up with a single idea. But instead of her usual target, Mr. Gaga, this time Kopycat has come for the powdered wig she WON’T get a yank on in the form of the true Killer Queen, Mrs. Knowles-Carter. While Beysus’ wig may have been spun by Himalayan spider-monkeys for 3 years for her 1-minute Mrs. Carter tour ad (a multi-million grossing tour the likes of which Katy McKee will NEVER see with her 12-year old Lisa Frank fanbase), Ms. Skerry’s DOLLAR TREE wig she powdered with Dr. Luke’s dried cum was a last-second idea as usual. Krusty didn’t think anyone would catch her, but the ENTIRE internet is out for her now, and she’ll have to answer for her BLATANT copying to the Queen of the Illuminati herself. Good luck heaux, you should’ve stayed by the gloryhole at the Capitol Records office where you belong INSTEAD of reaching for the scraps off Beyonce’s gold-plated dishes. Your fate is signed, sealed, and delivered on a diaper of PRINCESS Blue Ivy and you can expect it in the mail within 1-2 days.

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do you ever just want to pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life.

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A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

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In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.

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when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers


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hey fun fact did you know that people are allowed to actually change their opinions on something? i know. take your time.

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